There once was a ginger called rob
Who many folks thought was a slob
Sometimes he claims
Making internet games
Is the alternative for a job
(__, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:59, archived)

I like to think spending my time
On an internet site is just fine,
But I've found through the years
I've achieved my worst fears,
And now I'm just fat and online.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:19, archived)