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I declare it a limerick thread
There once was a man from Provence
Who had a question that desired a response
So he asked B3ta talk
But they made jokes about norks
And said, "You know that Hexy's a nonce"
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:58, archived)
There once was a ginger called rob
Who many folks thought was a slob
Sometimes he claims
Making internet games
Is the alternative for a job
(__, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:59, archived)
I like to think spending my time
On an internet site is just fine,
But I've found through the years
I've achieved my worst fears,
And now I'm just fat and online.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:19, archived)
There was a lad from Cleckheaton
Who often liked to put peat on
His girlfriend's dress
(She wasn't impressed)
And now he lives in Kirk Smeaton.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:00, archived)
There once was a lovely called Comma,
Who was far, far less fat than yo' momma,
Despite eating cake,
From the minute she wake,
To the moment she fell into slomber.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:01, archived)
*deducts points for 'slomber'*

(__, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)
FINE THEN.
*deducts points for using abnormal stress in the word 'alternative'*
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)
*gives points back for being sexeh*

(__, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:05, archived)
o_O

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:05, archived)
*deducts points for being Friz*

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)
there once was a boy called moohalaa
who couldn't be fucked with limericks


so he went off and played warcraft or moped or whatever he does
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)
There once was a guy, Declan Proud
Who claimed that he was gay and proud
He proud proud gay bum
bummy men arsing bums
perineum dicksucking proud
(__, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)
You should read me and TG&GN's ones about Mooey.
They're class.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:11, archived)
There was a man named FoldsFive
who was unfamiliar with the basic
rhyming structure of Limericks
He gave it a go
but got it wrong completely
and didn't even give it a proper
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)
There once was a man from Peru
whose limericks stopped at line two
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)
There once was a boy from Verdun

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)
*clicks*
Probably the best limerick ever.
(allergic to curry, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:05, archived)

i once cut the head off a paki,
to make all the racists more happy,
but the joke was on me,
for she had tb,
and now i shit in a nappy

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(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)
winner

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)
hahaha
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! shitshitshitshit x_x, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)
There once was a lady from Slough
who caught a peculiar cough
she wasn't to know
it's cleared up by now
we all hope that she's pulling through.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)
I like this one

(__, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)
Ehhh
I see what you did there.
*points to nose and then to you and then back to nose again*
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:08, archived)
there once was a b3tan called friz
who liked to lick pants of their jizz
he said "i declare,
some people do stare
but has a most wonderful fizz!"
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)
You swore you would never tell :(

(__, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)
There once was a man with no dick
Who was upset by his lack of a prick.
He went into the woods
To pick up the goods
Then gaffer-taped to his crotch a big stick.
(I helped save b3ta! shitshitshitshit x_x, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)
Two school kids from Aberystwyth
Showed their love with the lips that they kissed with
But as they got older
They also got bolder
And made love with the bits that they pissed with
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)
Awards a gazillion points.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:12, archived)
I once knew a stripper named Stormy
She liked to bathe in the morning
She was a slapper
Showed her girlfriend the clapper
Then spent all day eating muff
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)
IT DOESN'T FUCKING RHYME

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:06, archived)
There once was a fellow called Frank
Who couldn't be bothered to wank
His bollocks inflated
Til he masturbated
And spunked up a pint. Which he drank.

TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END TY&GN IS A BELL END
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:05, archived)
i like this

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:06, archived)
YEAH, YOUR RSS FEED SAYS DIFFERENT YOU RACIST

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:08, archived)
I like how every limerick Rob said he likes have all ended up on the popular page

(__, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:23, archived)
There once was a furher called rob
Who called making b3ta a job
He had all the power
Though he never showered
Just sat there and stuffed his fat gob.

LOL INTERNET FATTY
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:07, archived)
I'd normally ask you to stop
But this time, it don't matter a drop.
When Rob calls you a nonce,
The only response
Is to know that you're now at the top.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:12, archived)

at the on ... + of an underage girl with your willy in her vagina.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:15, archived)
There was a young man called b3tard
who turned out to be a complete retard,
he posted non stop
then got in a strop
now he hangs about and will not fuck off despite all attempts to see the back of him.
(I helped save b3ta! Ibstock, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:21, archived)