there once was a b3tan called friz
who liked to lick pants of their jizz
he said "i declare,
some people do stare
but has a most wonderful fizz!"
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)

You swore you would never tell :(

(__, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)