I was having a party round my flat. One of my mates is good mates with that cunt Will Mellor, and was on the phone to him just after midnight. He stuck me on to say happy new year, and Will passed the phone round his table to let me say happy new year to the people he waas with. These included Hannah and Rachel of S Club. Hannah was really dull, but Rachel was very nice and we chatted for a bit. I was just about to ask her for a blow job when my mate grabbed his phone back.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 18:03, archived)