RIGHT! That's quite enough bumming for one day.
Time for something heterosexual:
Who's the hottest woman around?
Ladies, feel free to join in here (and nominate yourselves if you wish...)
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Sep 2004, 17:47, archived)

Johnny Depp
In a dress
( wayward., Wed 29 Sep 2004, 17:48, archived)

Phwoar! Not ha-
OI! Less of that!
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Sep 2004, 17:49, archived)

How about
Rachel Stevens?
( wayward., Wed 29 Sep 2004, 17:50, archived)

I've spoken to her on the phone.
100% FACT!
( supermoore: HUNG, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 17:51, archived)

Heavy breathing doesn't count

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 17:52, archived)

She wished me a happy new year
and asked what I was drinking. She's lovely.
( supermoore: HUNG, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 17:54, archived)

How'd that happen then?

And yes she is lovely
*wipes drool from chin*
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 17:56, archived)

Yay!
Storytime. Gather round children, and hear a tale of mystery and woe...
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 17:58, archived)

*sits crossed legged and smiles*

( hoifbjifbef, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 18:01, archived)

New years eve a couple of years back when she was still in S Club,
I was having a party round my flat. One of my mates is good mates with that cunt Will Mellor, and was on the phone to him just after midnight. He stuck me on to say happy new year, and Will passed the phone round his table to let me say happy new year to the people he waas with. These included Hannah and Rachel of S Club. Hannah was really dull, but Rachel was very nice and we chatted for a bit. I was just about to ask her for a blow job when my mate grabbed his phone back.
( supermoore: HUNG, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 18:03, archived)

Sandy Toksvig!
Ummm no wait...

Ellen Degeneres!
( hoifbjifbef, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 17:49, archived)

I would
/bored
(& I like chubby lasses(& a challenge!))
( Duncan Disorderly, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 20:17, archived)

I AM I AM!!!
I'm a fucking princess.

Edit: but if I were nominating someone else, I'd say Lindsay Lohan. I would sell my soul to satan to look like her.
( Funtastic Pony Magic, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 17:50, archived)

You are indeed quite lovely.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 17:54, archived)

She's nice,
but I think she's a bit saccharine-looking for my taste.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Sep 2004, 17:59, archived)

You prefer a good ol'
strychnine looking whore?
( hoifbjifbef, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 18:11, archived)

Phwoar, yeah!
D'you know any?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Sep 2004, 18:13, archived)

Kathy Burke?

( hoifbjifbef, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 18:14, archived)

Kelly Burke?
Kathy Brook?
Hmm...
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Sep 2004, 18:17, archived)

The Alyson
of course. What a stupid question.
( supermoore: HUNG, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 17:50, archived)

Alyson Hannigan?
Hmmm, not sure about that...

My nomination:

www.aishwarya-rai.com

How the hell do you do links so they come up as some other text?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Sep 2004, 17:54, archived)

A b3ta 404?
That's aiming low dude.
( supermoore: HUNG, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 17:54, archived)

Well, fuck it,
click the link and have a gander.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Sep 2004, 18:09, archived)

what so you can link to a word?
its in the shiny new faq somewhere
( Randomgazz, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 18:00, archived)

Well I fucking tried that,
but to no avail. I even included the "http://" bit.
OK, I'll try it again:

world's biggest bunch of workshy cunts

Edit: yay!
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Sep 2004, 18:03, archived)

Cameron Diaz
and Jodi Albert...covered in cream. My cream.

I know you said 'Woman' but these two are in my thoughts constantly. And anyway...what're you going to do about it, bucko?!
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 17:52, archived)

Hmmm...Famke Jansen, anyone?
Angelina Jolie?
Laetitia Casta...mmm...
Laura Harring...
...and so on...
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Sep 2004, 18:00, archived)

*Fwaps*

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 18:02, archived)

Liz Hurley, too,
though she's just on the cusp of being past-it.
Fantastic in Austin Powers, though.
And she made 'Bedazzled' (just about) worth watching.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Sep 2004, 18:05, archived)

That woman
who tried to walk across Death Valley in the middle of summer in the middle of the day.
She failed, having to pull out half way with heat exhaustion, but she must have got pretty hot.
( Comma, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 18:00, archived)

Well at least you managed not to mention the Holoc-
oshit.
woops.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Sep 2004, 18:04, archived)

Yes.
And any woman who's ever been cremated.
( Comma, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 18:05, archived)

and the teacher onboard challenger
and the others I suppose
( Randomgazz, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 18:07, archived)

Charisma Carpenter
(er wot plays Cordelia on 'Angel')
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 18:14, archived)

Yeah, she's really dirty looking.
Good choice.
Nigella Lawson, anyone? The mere sight of the woman makes me want to squirt sexwee.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Sep 2004, 18:16, archived)

Lovely little Kylie
Even I'd do Kylie.
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 18:33, archived)

Not before I have.
Get in the queue please.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 18:35, archived)

Ladies first!
Erm....
( Miss Behave - Delicate little flower, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 18:39, archived)