A Sarah Jessia Parker walks into a bar
the barman says "Why the long face?"
Sarah Jessica Parker says nothing.

She's too busy clopping her hooves, trying to work out how much change she's got to get a pint.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)

FWORRR
she's hot.
(empty_personality, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:33, archived)

She has a face like a foot

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:34, archived)

I have a foot fetish

(empty_personality, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:34, archived)