Until one turns into Christopher Lee
AND BITES YOUR FACE OFF.
( Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)

Most things would bite her face off.
It's cute and... crunchy?
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)

I have a crunchy face?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)

Oh hell yeah!
the crunchiest!
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)

She should stop picking the scabs and let it heal over.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)

She can clean out a hairbrush on her cheeks.
It's amazing.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)