I'd take the gun away from them and pistol whip them with it.
Dunno about dinner. Maybe chicken?
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 16 Jul 2008, 18:48, archived)

How exactly do you intend
To grab and pistol whip someone carrying an assault rifle?
( Lord Gnome, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 18:57, archived)

Take their assault rifle from them
and beat them with my pistol.

I'm American, and we all carry pistols, all the time.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 16 Jul 2008, 19:00, archived)

You do realise
There is a considerable risk associated with trying to remove an assault rifle from somebody's hands; particularly if it is loaded, there is a round in the chamber, the safety is switched off, their finger is on the trigger and it is pointed at your head.
( Lord Gnome, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 19:03, archived)

shush, don't tell him that.

( scott,, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 19:07, archived)

If they have their finger on the trigger
It'll probably get broken when I twist it into their face and jerk it from their hands.

Yes, I realize there's a risk any time someone points a gun at me. I'll take it from them and beat the piss out of them with it. I don't want to be shot. It hurts and stuff and I might die from it in a fatal way.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 16 Jul 2008, 19:17, archived)

I'm a straight shooter, not a side shooter.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 19:03, archived)