If you were forced to with a gun against your head:
Would you rather lick out your mum or suck off your dad?

And what you lot having for dinner tonight?
( B.T., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 18:44, archived)

if someone put a gun against my head,
I'd kick their sorry ass, or die trying.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 18:45, archived)

Probably answer (b)

( Lord Gnome, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 18:46, archived)

This.
I don't put up with that kind of shit.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 16 Jul 2008, 18:48, archived)

yes you do

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 18:50, archived)

Oh, I do?

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 16 Jul 2008, 18:51, archived)

yup.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 18:51, archived)

I learn someting new about myself every day.

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 16 Jul 2008, 18:53, archived)

you knew it already.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 18:53, archived)

You know more about me than I do.
You're amazing, Gobbo.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 16 Jul 2008, 18:55, archived)

stop lying to yourself!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 18:59, archived)

It gets me through the day.

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 16 Jul 2008, 19:00, archived)

try amphetamines instead.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 19:02, archived)

I'm on them.
(sort of)
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 16 Jul 2008, 19:05, archived)

hahah
i am sure you have disarmed many a gunman, Rambo
( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 18:50, archived)

i see him more as a gangster living g-funk style thingummybob.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 18:51, archived)

gangster virgin 30 something
g-funk style thingummybob with his parents still
( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 18:53, archived)

You wrongly assume that a gun would be required.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 18:46, archived)

Did somebody put a gun against your head and force you to post that?
And if they're reading, just pull the fucking trigger.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 18:47, archived)

I'd take the gun away from them and pistol whip them with it.
Dunno about dinner. Maybe chicken?
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 16 Jul 2008, 18:48, archived)

How exactly do you intend
To grab and pistol whip someone carrying an assault rifle?
( Lord Gnome, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 18:57, archived)

Take their assault rifle from them
and beat them with my pistol.

I'm American, and we all carry pistols, all the time.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 16 Jul 2008, 19:00, archived)

You do realise
There is a considerable risk associated with trying to remove an assault rifle from somebody's hands; particularly if it is loaded, there is a round in the chamber, the safety is switched off, their finger is on the trigger and it is pointed at your head.
( Lord Gnome, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 19:03, archived)

shush, don't tell him that.

( scott,, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 19:07, archived)

If they have their finger on the trigger
It'll probably get broken when I twist it into their face and jerk it from their hands.

Yes, I realize there's a risk any time someone points a gun at me. I'll take it from them and beat the piss out of them with it. I don't want to be shot. It hurts and stuff and I might die from it in a fatal way.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 16 Jul 2008, 19:17, archived)

I'm a straight shooter, not a side shooter.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 19:03, archived)

What makes you think that I haven't had my dinner already?

( Comma, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 18:48, archived)

You, with the clever timeliness!

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 16 Jul 2008, 18:50, archived)

HA

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 18:50, archived)

I'd only do it if they dressed up like Bullwinkle.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 18:49, archived)

One of your parents?

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 16 Jul 2008, 18:50, archived)

Well SOMEBODY has to.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 18:52, archived)

I had no idea it was a requirement,

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 16 Jul 2008, 18:54, archived)

Oh, good grief!

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 18:53, archived)

Useful /talk hints #27
If you don't feel like answering the original question and still want to post, try answering someone else's comment instead ;-)
( Lord Gnome, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 18:54, archived)

answering wanking comment poodle
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 18:57, archived)

I thought that was #31
Oh and.

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I believe that's traditional.
( Lord Gnome, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 18:59, archived)

WAHEY!!
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( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 19:02, archived)

I love you for doing that
I think that's the first time anyone has remembered my title instead of just calling me "Gnome."
( Lord Gnome, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 19:08, archived)

I don't like tomatoes.

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 16 Jul 2008, 18:58, archived)

What have they ever done to you?
Are you anti-Italian? Had salmonella recently?
( Lord Gnome, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 19:01, archived)

Sorry

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 19:01, archived)

Don't put up with that nonsense Fluzzy.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 19:03, archived)

Nothing to apologise for on your part at all
Rather the case was that I didn't answer the question and answered you instead ;-)
( Lord Gnome, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 19:04, archived)

Ahh, I'm easily confused :)
:) :)
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 19:06, archived)

i'd rather the lion ate the bear

( spacefish bong!, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 18:53, archived)

with sexy results?

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10,000 post by me
You are all sickofantic twats on /talk, bye.
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