You must wallow!
WALLOW IN THE BUSOM OF /talk
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:12, archived)

Why do you think I am now here?
Although I am tempted to play Mario Kart.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:13, archived)

NOES! YOU MUST STAY ON /talk FOR THE SAKE OF OUR COLLECTIVE SANITY
And Mario Kart is odd. I cannot fathom it. No death, no destruction, no real alien bad guys.

Its not right, or true to life in any way.
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:15, archived)

But I get to race and go vroom and throw things

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:16, archived)

It is much fun online.
I stopped using the wheel, it's not very responsive.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:18, archived)

I like it because it feels more natural

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:20, archived)

Use a nunchuck and wiimote.
Also manual, it does work much better.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:23, archived)

But there are no plasma grenades
or laser beam rifles with which to pick off alien defenders in tanks.

And no large beasts with sniper rifles, or fuel cannons.
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:20, archived)