AUstin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me is on.
I only like this film because I really like Heather Graham.

Yum.

That aside, how are you all this evening?
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:05, archived)

Achey but loved up.
See below.
( Bats, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:06, archived)

we need to vote two more blank posts onto the popular page
near da top
( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:11, archived)

put them here
I can't figure out how to do it cos i'm shit
( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:11, archived)

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:11, archived)

How can you not do that?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:11, archived)

He said it all in his post.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:13, archived)

True
Also he can't count as there are 4 non-blank posts on there.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:14, archived)

I count three, though one is in the spirit of the whle thing.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:15, archived)

 
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:15, archived)

yeah but two of the non blanks aren't that noticeable

( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:15, archived)

Not blank though

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:15, archived)

I didn't notice the bang only post.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:16, archived)

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:11, archived)

Why do we *need* to?
What possible good does it serve?
( Bats, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:11, archived)

It is for the good of all the internets.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:12, archived)

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:11, archived)

I'M ON THE POPULAR PAGE.
WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:13, archived)

*Clicks because you said popular page*

( Bats, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:14, archived)

Now go play in traffic.
If there is traffic in the UK.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:15, archived)

yes but its at US$ 10 per gallon

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:17, archived)

Wow.
No wonder everyone there walks or rides a bike. I thought it was just because of all the drinking and DUI charges.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:18, archived)

Drink driving is a serious crime over here
You can have one 275ml bud before driving or the equivalent of, anymore is over the limit.

But without tax it would cost less than $2 per gallon
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:21, archived)

Wow.
Mostly taxes? Your goverment sucks more than ours.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:24, archived)

fuel cost £1.18 a litre
Fuel tax= 54p per liter
V.A.T (sales tax)=17.5%
garage profit= 2p per liter

price without tax 46p per liter

also car tax (like stamp duty for cars)= £120 per year

edit: actually that works out as $3 per US gallon
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)

Austin powers sucked.
All of them.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:06, archived)

Get out

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:07, archived)

They were just horrible.
Nothing about it was funny or worth watching.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:12, archived)

The last one did

( SuperMatt, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:08, archived)

Difference of opinion on b3ta.
Stop rocking the boat man.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:10, archived)

Oh no!
Will they ban me from /talk?

*Panics*
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:11, archived)

no
you have to be offering FREE IPODS !! CLICK THE SPAM LINKS FOR iPODS. SPAM SPAM iPODS!!! to get banned
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:12, archived)

I am racist against ipods.
I do have the MP3-o-lux for sale.

$19.95
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:14, archived)

No a second, comedy account can get banned.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:17, archived)

I dont have a second account
but if i do I want the 100,000th one
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:19, archived)

"Machine gun jubblies??"

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:15, archived)

You repeated that?
I would never say to anyone that I had seen that.

I wish I hadn't seen it.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:21, archived)

I'm splendid, thank you.
Today has been the laziest day ever.
( Nile, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:07, archived)

Sunday's are designed for laziness.
Although, I was working earlier.

It was shit, so I came home again.
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:13, archived)

She was in drugstore cowboy, which was on virgin 1 last night.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:07, archived)

I am good
Although slightly sad as my brother and his girlfriend just left. *gets lonely*
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:08, archived)

You must wallow!
WALLOW IN THE BUSOM OF /talk
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:12, archived)

Why do you think I am now here?
Although I am tempted to play Mario Kart.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:13, archived)

NOES! YOU MUST STAY ON /talk FOR THE SAKE OF OUR COLLECTIVE SANITY
And Mario Kart is odd. I cannot fathom it. No death, no destruction, no real alien bad guys.

Its not right, or true to life in any way.
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:15, archived)

But I get to race and go vroom and throw things

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:16, archived)

It is much fun online.
I stopped using the wheel, it's not very responsive.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:18, archived)

I like it because it feels more natural

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:20, archived)

Use a nunchuck and wiimote.
Also manual, it does work much better.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:23, archived)

But there are no plasma grenades
or laser beam rifles with which to pick off alien defenders in tanks.

And no large beasts with sniper rifles, or fuel cannons.
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:20, archived)

I'm lonely today

( Hankster, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:16, archived)

*hugs*

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:17, archived)

I JUST REALISED I'M VERY ODD FOR A WOMAN IN BRITAIN
No fake tan
I don't own hair straighteners
And I've never had hair extensions

...No wonder I keep getting mistaken for 16 when I'm 23. I reckon I look normal and everyone else looks prematurely fried.
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:08, archived)

I've done two of them
But only because I have hideous skin tone and my hair is really frizzy and wavy. I detest hair extensions though.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:10, archived)

^ This
I own shampoo, a hairbrush and hairbands for tying it back. That's my hair-related inventory.
( Bats, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:10, archived)

^That,
except I do have quite a wide variety of hairbands, as I like to pick a colour that goes with my top.
( Comma, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:14, archived)

All my tops are black.
My hair is (mostly) black. So, yes, I suppose my hairbands do match.
( Bats, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:16, archived)

I've never had hair extensions.
I don't do fake or real tan. I prefer to be pale. I did succumb to straightners though. I can get the Farrah Fawcett flick juuuuusst right with them. It looks kick ass awesome
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:10, archived)

Hooray for your-own-skin-colour acceptance!
lol sickrik
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:12, archived)

lolronseal

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:12, archived)

I'm also an odd woman.
Deep voice and hairy chin.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:10, archived)

Do you want to join my circus?
You can stand in for Donkey Gums as the bearded lady, or do a lesbian act.
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:16, archived)

Ooh, a lesbian act you say.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:19, archived)

that's not really all that odd, you know.
My boyfriend and I are proper odd, though. We're both from families where the parents are still married to each other. That doesn't seem too common these days.
( Nile, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:12, archived)

Ooh
me and FF too.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:13, archived)

I'm enquiring into membership of this club.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:26, archived)

Me and Mr Peach too

( icklepeach *relurks*, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)

I was told I looked about 19 the other day.
I'm 26.
( GatheredCrustacean, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:12, archived)

I was told "I thought you were younger than that." by my hairdresser last week when she found out I am 32.
I'm going to take it that she thought I was 19.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:15, archived)

You do look about 12 though.

( Nile, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:17, archived)

:(((

( GatheredCrustacean, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:21, archived)

Thats not odd
Thats pretty well normal and awesome.

I am glad at 24 I am still being ID'd for various things!
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:23, archived)

Word up to my regular people!

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)