But if there's a whole carpet of them
you could just shake'n'vac.

I just like the idea of the pathetic whelping noise they'd make as you stomped across them.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:49, archived)

Whelping/crunching.
I like.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 18 May 2005, 15:52, archived)