I wonder how many B3tan wimmin will end up like this....
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lancashire/4559281.stm
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:27, archived)

That;s one hell of a vicks nasal inhalor
she has there.
You could pleasure a horse with that.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:28, archived)

she is also being attacked
by a sock
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:34, archived)

I still think Vicks anal inhaler
would go down a storm
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:35, archived)

Well some
of us don't have suitably stretched, floppy anal sphincters so as to allow anal inhalation. So you may have to develop your own.
( Dekazer, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:38, archived)

Mykey already talks out of his arse sometimes
it's only a small step to breathing out of it as well.

/apologies to Mykeys arse, but it had to be said I feel.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:41, archived)

Cock.
Off.

I've always seen myself of more of a Mr Trebus..
( Dekazer, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:29, archived)

Now madam
You know that wasnt directed at you in any way;)

*runs*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:30, archived)

Mad, mad bint.
My mum is a compulsive hoarder, but luckily she just collects inanimate objects like newspaper and cereal boxes.
(FluffehNinja, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:32, archived)

I have a house full
of newspaper and empty boxes for painting and sticking and glueing
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:37, archived)

That's my mum's reasoning,
my brother and I left home 10 years ago.
(FluffehNinja, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:38, archived)

ahhh but
they become a million times worse when they become grandparents. my mum has started collecting coupons out the paper. it's the only reason she's now started buying a paper.
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:41, archived)

She could probably have opened up a korean takeaway

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:34, archived)

only
9 out of 271 had to be put down. Thats not a terrible statistic. Natural selection, some might call it.
( Jobe, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:36, archived)

"If they can't survive in a wooden crate, they bloody well wouldn't in nature"
Charles Darwin, 1854
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:39, archived)

Natural selection
would have been to put her down. Although she's obviously well past breeding age as it is, and if she's that mad she's probably never had kids. Might explain the animal-keeping obsession*.


*as all women who don't have kids end up barmy, of course
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 18 May 2005, 15:43, archived)

271 dogs in one house??
Thats fucking crazy.

It'd be like a dog carpet.
(Borderline Schizo, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:39, archived)

And how fantastic that would be!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:40, archived)

If a tad smelly.
I really fucking hate it when you go round to someone's house and the house smells of dog, but they've just got used to it and don't notice it.
Imagine how bad hundreds of dogs would smell... *boik*
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 18 May 2005, 15:45, archived)

Lovely.
Especially as she doesn't seem the sort of woman who would house-train her dogs.

Mmmm, tasty.
(Borderline Schizo, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:47, archived)

But if there's a whole carpet of them
you could just shake'n'vac.

I just like the idea of the pathetic whelping noise they'd make as you stomped across them.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:49, archived)

Whelping/crunching.
I like.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 18 May 2005, 15:52, archived)

I know silverdale quite well
they're all a bit doolally up there.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:40, archived)

I
think "doolally" is a very underused word.
( Jobe, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:46, archived)

Isn't it?
I demand more doolalliness.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 May 2005, 15:53, archived)