Ferrets have penetrated the defence shield
and are stealing your internetz.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)

This sounds like reasonable troubleshooting.

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:33, archived)