a whole fucking bunch of them
uLeads DVD factory comes to mind
muVee Producer 5
etc
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)

Have you used any of them?

( WormuIus, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)

no, Ive never used a computer
im typing this into a wind-up mechanical fish
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)

Which would you recommend?
DVD making programs that is, not mechanical fish.
( WormuIus, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)

this is just about the best reply I've ever read.
and has caused an office lol of such absurd proportions that I've had to explain myself to coworkers.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)