...and pigs could fly
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4563601.stm
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 19 May 2005, 19:51, archived)

Who gives a fuck about them
they shoud be thankful Uncle Sam hasn't blown their asses to kingdom come, boy YEEEEHAAAAAW!

*Struts off back to Texas*
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 19 May 2005, 19:53, archived)

*polishes your sherrif's badge*
*as it appears to be rusty*
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 May 2005, 19:55, archived)

Thank'ee pard'ner
Now how we go see miss Kitty and get ourselves a coupl'o whores?
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 19 May 2005, 19:59, archived)

That's no whore
it's Malchick in a dress.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 19 May 2005, 20:00, archived)

there's a distinction between the two?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 May 2005, 20:02, archived)

Fo' sho' boooy?
After that less git shitfaced an' shoot some towelheads!
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 May 2005, 20:01, archived)

YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!
Dem sandniggers ain't gunna know what hit 'em!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 19 May 2005, 20:03, archived)

*rubs thighs*
TAKE ME NOW!!
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 19 May 2005, 20:06, archived)

*saddles up hoss*
*fries up grits*
*whatever they are*
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 May 2005, 20:06, archived)

Try boiling your grits. That's the way to make them.
The really sad thing is, I had grits with breakfast this last sunday. Yes, I am from the southern US. (no, I don't even have a sister!)
(DaFrogg, Thu 19 May 2005, 20:21, archived)

'win over' with extreme prejudice?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 May 2005, 19:55, archived)

maybe one day they will listen
*avoids pig shit falling from sky*
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 19 May 2005, 19:55, archived)

win spluff all
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 19 May 2005, 19:55, archived)