Hello.
We were in Machester at the weekend.

But we decided not to see if you fancied drinkies as we're massive cunts.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)

that's ok, I wouldn't be seen out with you anyway

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)

We spraypainted your phone number all over Canal street.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:07, archived)

they all know it anyway
it's on those cards in all the phone boxes
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)

"BALD BLOKE IN EXPENSIVE APARTMENT FOR HAMSTER LOVING FUN"
It's okay, it's just beneath mine.

"FAT LONG HAIRED BLOKE FOR GENTLE CUDDLING"
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)

that's even gayer than mine

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:18, archived)