YOU PUT YOUR PENIS IN HIS BOTTOM?

( Comma, Tue 24 May 2005, 16:20, archived)

No, not penis,
pens. It makes a handy storage space, being so voluminous.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 24 May 2005, 16:22, archived)

It's a dirty job
but someone everyone has to do it.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 24 May 2005, 16:24, archived)