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I'm really really
bored. Really bored.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 24 May 2005, 15:55, archived)
have a fucking wank then
or go climb trees
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 24 May 2005, 15:57, archived)
It is too rainy to climb trees
and I'm dry from this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 24 May 2005, 15:58, archived)
See that?Thats you that is... (nsfw)
skoften.net/?page=logs&id=1619
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 24 May 2005, 16:14, archived)
Christ, that gives me both the fear and the raging horn!
How much for your sister?
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 24 May 2005, 16:19, archived)
Mnnngggg
that's NSFA, you purveyor of disturbingness
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Tue 24 May 2005, 16:19, archived)
What the fucking hell
is that?
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 24 May 2005, 16:22, archived)
cor, imagine if the tail was that little bit longer...

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 24 May 2005, 16:32, archived)
*dances like a mongoloid prostitute with a false leg*

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 24 May 2005, 15:58, archived)
that gives
me the fackin orn.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 24 May 2005, 15:59, archived)
play.com have the Derek and Clive DVD for £5.99 delivered
*taps nose*
(I helped save b3ta! Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Tue 24 May 2005, 16:20, archived)
A dance you learned from
Mykeyboy's mum?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 24 May 2005, 16:15, archived)
*sighs*
And after i stick up for you.... *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 24 May 2005, 16:17, archived)
stick it
...for
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 24 May 2005, 16:19, archived)

up for
it up
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 24 May 2005, 16:19, archived)
YOU PUT YOUR PENIS IN HIS BOTTOM?

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 24 May 2005, 16:20, archived)
No, not penis,
pens. It makes a handy storage space, being so voluminous.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 24 May 2005, 16:22, archived)
It's a dirty job
but someone everyone has to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 24 May 2005, 16:24, archived)
You can come and write up my visit report
on a road tunnel sump level monitoring system.

I'm getting all excited, as I'm just about to move onto suitable hydrocarbon detection systems.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 24 May 2005, 15:58, archived)
A match.
Next?
(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Tue 24 May 2005, 15:59, archived)
You am teh Siemens
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 24 May 2005, 16:00, archived)
You am teh Cabin Boy
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 24 May 2005, 16:05, archived)
You sir
appear to have the dullest job in christendom.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 24 May 2005, 16:02, archived)
It certainly has its highlights.
I get to use words like 'flange', 'flushing rings' and 'orifice plates' with complete sincerity.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 24 May 2005, 16:06, archived)
If they are the highlights,
top yourself now.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 24 May 2005, 16:09, archived)
*covers self in hundreds and thousands*

*puts a glace cherry on top*


*licks self*
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 24 May 2005, 16:14, archived)
300 pound flanges
Part of a fat whore.
(I helped save b3ta! bloobloo, Tue 24 May 2005, 16:24, archived)
It's people like you
that make me happy to be me.

Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 May 2005, 16:02, archived)
A probe

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 24 May 2005, 16:03, archived)
hehehe

(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Tue 24 May 2005, 16:07, archived)
Ahahahaha...
I sell a lot of these
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 24 May 2005, 16:12, archived)
You measure the viscosity of poo for a living.
AICM ... no ... on second thoughts ... you can keep it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 May 2005, 16:19, archived)
I can hook you up
with a fantastic fibre-optic fire/temperature monitoring system if you need one.

/salesman
(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Tue 24 May 2005, 16:11, archived)
Ooooh, sounds fancy.
Is it suitable for 'internal' use?
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 24 May 2005, 16:15, archived)
How does it work?

(I helped save b3ta! debar - Lord High Expositioner, Tue 24 May 2005, 16:38, archived)
It uses changes
in the Raman-Scattering response (Stokes and Anti-Stokes lines) in a standard telecoms-type fibre to give a temperature profile of the whole fibre's length.
(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Tue 24 May 2005, 16:52, archived)
Innapropriately touch some children down the local park
The resultant intervention of both the social services and the long arm of the law are guaranteed to keep you amused for literally years.

/Top tip
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 24 May 2005, 15:59, archived)