Fire me out of a cannon
I'll land in the cake, everyone will laugh, then the ambulance will arrive.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)

You're made from titanium and asbestos.

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)