I shall not be making that kind of jelly
I did have some lovely toast with rhubarb and ginger super-jam on it though
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:51, archived)

That sounds like 100% win
I have a jar of chilli jam that goes on cheese on toast
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:53, archived)

mmmmm that sounds lovely

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:57, archived)