It's not better in bed, it just thinks it is.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:38, archived)

Are you challenging me
to a willy fight?
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:41, archived)

Dude, no.
I don't want to go anywhere near your genitals.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:42, archived)

But I buffed my helm especially.

(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:46, archived)

i like to use sandpaper

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:52, archived)

I invented a hessian sack condom once.
It raised many questions, as well as bumps.
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:56, archived)