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how old were you...
when you were old enough to know better?
(edgyandcrazy, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:26, archived)
Know better then what?

(I helped save b3ta! SpoonMeiser, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:27, archived)
TY&GN

(__, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:28, archived)
When I was about 12, I think.

(I helped save b3ta! SpoonMeiser, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:30, archived)
than YOUR MUM!

(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:28, archived)
Shut up, Kersal.

(I helped save b3ta! SpoonMeiser, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:30, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:49, archived)
Don't give me a sad face
it brings out the pathetic geeky boy in me that is mortified that he might have upset a girl.

That's just not fair.
(I helped save b3ta! SpoonMeiser, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:57, archived)
Than to put "then" when you mean "than".

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:30, archived)
Know better. Then what?

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:31, archived)
It's starting to look like Marcel Duchamp's notebook in here
/arty joke - like physics joke but better in bed.
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:36, archived)
Ha ha ha ha ha


What?
(I helped save b3ta! SpoonMeiser, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:38, archived)
C'est la vie,
Rrose Selavy etc.
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:41, archived)
Shut up, EastAnglianswine.

(I helped save b3ta! SpoonMeiser, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:44, archived)
Make me.
/gauntlet
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:48, archived)
*Doesn't shoot the food*
/Gauntlet
(I helped save b3ta! SpoonMeiser, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:53, archived)
Ha ha ha ha
What?
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:55, archived)
Warrior needs food -- badly!

(I helped save b3ta! SpoonMeiser, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:58, archived)
Shut up, SpoonMeiser.

(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:00, archived)
touché

(I helped save b3ta! SpoonMeiser, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:05, archived)
It's not better in bed, it just thinks it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:38, archived)
Are you challenging me
to a willy fight?
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:41, archived)
Dude, no.
I don't want to go anywhere near your genitals.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:42, archived)
But I buffed my helm especially.

(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:46, archived)
i like to use sandpaper

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:52, archived)
I invented a hessian sack condom once.
It raised many questions, as well as bumps.
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:56, archived)
My flatmates have been singing High School Musical tunes for the past three hours

(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:27, archived)
SOARING

(__, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:28, archived)
are you admitting to knowing High School Musical tunes?

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:31, archived)
maybe they're doing HSM Singstar

(__, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:32, archived)
that's no excuse

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:34, archived)
No, I don't
But they love it and I recognise Disney when I hear it...
(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:50, archived)

what is the 'go' with that?
(edgyandcrazy, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:36, archived)
Kill them with fire.

(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:37, archived)
No no no!
Don't mess with the status quo!
(I helped save b3ta! SpoonMeiser, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:39, archived)
21 years, four months.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:27, archived)
THIS GUY HAS LET YOU ALL DOWN
I WAS GOING TO DONATE £500 TO B3TA IF YOU COULD COMPLETE MY TASK.

TSK.
(__, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:27, archived)
but most of all, he's let himself down

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:29, archived)
Let us pray

(__, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:29, archived)
No body cares, Friz.

(I helped save b3ta! SpoonMeiser, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:36, archived)
I've got biltong and a new book
and the Bulgarian State Radio and Televison Female Choir in my ears.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:28, archived)
I'm listening to a Natasha Bedingfield album for some fucking reason
Fucking hell I'm retarded

*changes the CD*
(__, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:30, archived)
You put a cd on.
If it was a random song that popped up, I could understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:33, archived)
I'm going through all my albums to listen to them
I've just entered the "B" section.

It makes me determine which album I'll never listen to ever again ever.
(__, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:36, archived)
I'd like to burn a copy
if you could lend it to me.
(I helped save b3ta! SpoonMeiser, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:37, archived)
You'd like to burn Natasha Bedingfield?

(__, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:38, archived)
I was thinking about setting her CDs alight,
but I guess going to the source of the problem would be sensible, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! SpoonMeiser, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:40, archived)
Why the fuck did you ever buy it?

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:38, archived)
too woo the wimmin

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:40, archived)
It was £3, and I liked one of her songs
I thought "Maybe the songs she hasn't released will be like that, instead of the shitty poppy crap which makes no sense"

Turns out, it was the latter.

There's a horrid song on there called "I'm a Bomb" which has a horrible rhyming structure to it. It's like a five year old wrote it.
(__, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:41, archived)
"I'm a Bomb" by Natasha Bedingfield, aged 3 and a half
Yeah, yeah, woah, wo wo

Taxi ride, going down town
Me and my girls, going out
counting down to detonation
10 to zero, mushroom cloud

I'm a bomb, can you hear me tick?
Beware if you turn me on
There is no safety switch
I'm a bomb use only steady hands
To mess with me
You must be a brave man
(__, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:43, archived)
And, here is Bizarre from D12's rapping solo from one her songs:
Affectin' the world
Yeah, ah, D12
Bizzare the big kid that raps
A thousand kids with shower caps
How you like that
(__, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:45, archived)
tha's pretty dope
or fly

or nang

or something
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:47, archived)
I'm starting to think that all lyrics are shit

(__, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:50, archived)
Does it make you blue,
da ba dee?
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:54, archived)
It does.

(__, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:55, archived)
That's wack as hell lolol
Seriously, that Bomb song makes me cringe, and I'm only reading it.
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:50, archived)
I negate that problem by having an awesome taste in music.

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:40, archived)
I bet you've got at least one shit band in your music collection

(__, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:41, archived)
What if I like all the bands in my music collection?
Shit bands are a matter of opinion and in my opinion, I don't have any shit bands in my collection.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:47, archived)
I'M GONNA CATCH YOU WITH MY MOUTH

(__, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:48, archived)
no chance
there's always an ill advised cd bought on a reconmendation or because you loved a single and it turned out that the album was shite

no one is flawless
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:50, archived)
My point

(__, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:51, archived)
it's like saying you've never failed to bring a partner to orgasm
or said something you shouldn't when drunk
or the kids wanted it the whores

just doesn't happen
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:54, archived)
I always take these CDs back
and it always goes:

"hi , can i retun this please"

"yeah sure, what's wrong with it?"

"it's rubbish"

"er.. that's not really a good enough reason to return something, you've opened it"

"it's fucking rubbish, can i have my money back please"

"er, yeah, I guess so"
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:54, archived)
EVEN SO
there is at least one record in every single persons collection that they feel slightly ashamed of owning
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:55, archived)
Oh, I've bought my fair share of right shit in my time.
Especially as a teen. I have just learned that you don't necessarily have to keep it.
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:57, archived)
Aqua - Aquarium

(__, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:57, archived)
jack off jill- sexless demons and scars

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:58, archived)
Antony and the Johnsons - I Am a Bird Now
Thinking at first "Ooh, how EXPERIMENTAL"

Now I think it's 30 minutes of whining shit
(__, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:01, archived)
Argh, fuck that cross-dressing warbling fat shit.
I don't know how he ever got on Jools Holland. I wonder if he regrets getting certain people on his show.
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:04, archived)
I honestly can't think of any that fit that description off the top of my head.

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:55, archived)
there is no single or album bought in the heady adolescent days of trying desperatly to look cool and fit in that, really, deep down, you just think
what was i thinking?
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:57, archived)
I regret ever being 15
That was a shit year for music
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:02, archived)
There may have been, however
My cd collection from back then got robbed in 2001. I've spent the last 7 years building my current collection and have forgotten all of the old one.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:04, archived)
I'll bet £5 it's the complete works of EMF.

(I helped save b3ta! Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:48, archived)
Unbelievable.

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:51, archived)
OH!
Everyone owns that CD. Everyone. And it's all shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:53, archived)
Not me.
I have more financial sense than to throw money away on shite like them.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:58, archived)
Bohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:53, archived)
I don't think you're fit to judge music any more

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:51, archived)
i've never known better

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:28, archived)
I'll let you know

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:28, archived)
That's a very vague question.

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:28, archived)
After I should've known better than to put a tortoise insides another, larger, tortoise
well, during mostly.
I think it was the screeching, I didn't know tortoises could screech like that
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:29, archived)
like russian dolls?

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:30, archived)
I should've used a can opener to open them up around the waist for better authenticity

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:31, archived)
come to think of it
is the shell attached to them inside?

If you removed the top half of a dead tortoise, or something, would it just be a slimy sack of organs underneath cupped in the bottom half of the shell?
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:32, archived)
looks like it
www.turtlestuff.com/turtleanatomy.html
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:33, archived)
do want
www.bigfrog.net/archives/two_headed_turtle.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:40, archived)
YES

(__, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:45, archived)
Nah, they're like hermit crabs
when an older tortoise dies, a younger one will move into its shell. There are a finite number of shells in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:34, archived)
I prefer this

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:35, archived)
aww
www.bestlifeonline.com/cms/uploads/1/sea-turtle-deformed_1.jpg

Apparently here a baby turtle got caught in one of those plastic bands or something, and just grew with it, splaying out either side like a sideways '8'
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:35, archived)
they should make it a little corset to hide the band

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:35, archived)
urrr

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:36, archived)
Now THAT'S evolution

(__, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:36, archived)
Cool
that's like what trees do when they are constricted
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:37, archived)
It's kind of like those manky bound and broken feet that they love in China
they're minging when they take their shoes off. All gnarled and that.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:39, archived)
foot fetishists utterly disgust me
I mean, for fuck's sake, it's a pair of feet. There's nothing remotely attractive about feet. Fuck off foot fetishists.
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:41, archived)
yeah, but girlfeet may have at somepoint touched girlpants
which will have at somepoint touched girlparts
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:46, archived)
if they can rub their clit with their feet they're more skilled at getting themselves off than i will ever be
it's be better all round if we jsut leave them to it
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:48, archived)
nice logic

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:48, archived)
by this reasoning I should be shagging the kitchen floor right now

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:50, archived)
NSFW LOL NSFW
porn.rexmag.com/star-images/bare_foot_fuckers-foot_wank.jpg


NSFW
(__, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:51, archived)
cor!

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:55, archived)
fuck OFF minging feet please
incredimazing.com/static/media/2007/10/23/79d4d5f99c4edb3/BoundFeetChina.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:43, archived)
jesus god thats horrible

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:45, archived)
Oh fuck off

(__, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:47, archived)
LOOK AT THE CRACK ON THAT

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:47, archived)
TEN POINTS

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:48, archived)
all the playaz love a skaven ho
www.globalhumbug.com/hosted/imag0164.jpg

I feel unclean :(
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:52, archived)
fern britten turtle

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:37, archived)
HAHAHA!

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:38, archived)
they should do this with babies
to discourage obesity
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:40, archived)
yes, it's not like they are wearing a tanktop

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:36, archived)
BUT IN THE SUPER MARIO WORLD IF YOU JUMP ON THEM THEY FALL OUT THE SHELLS AND THEY ARE WEARING A VEST

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:38, archived)
holy shit logic attack

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:39, archived)
It's actually part of their spine.

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:37, archived)
IT'S A MASSIVE TUMOUR :(((

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:40, archived)
I have always known better
but done it anyway.

bit of fail from me, but hopefully noone noticed
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:35, archived)
I refuse to EVER know better
knowing better is for people who don't want to have fun by making twats of themselves in public
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:35, archived)