I always take these CDs back
and it always goes:

"hi , can i retun this please"

"yeah sure, what's wrong with it?"

"it's rubbish"

"er.. that's not really a good enough reason to return something, you've opened it"

"it's fucking rubbish, can i have my money back please"

"er, yeah, I guess so"
( Malaka omdz, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:54, archived)

EVEN SO
there is at least one record in every single persons collection that they feel slightly ashamed of owning
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:55, archived)

Oh, I've bought my fair share of right shit in my time.
Especially as a teen. I have just learned that you don't necessarily have to keep it.
( Malaka omdz, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:57, archived)

Aqua - Aquarium

(__, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:57, archived)

jack off jill- sexless demons and scars

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:58, archived)

Antony and the Johnsons - I Am a Bird Now
Thinking at first "Ooh, how EXPERIMENTAL"

Now I think it's 30 minutes of whining shit
(__, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:01, archived)

Argh, fuck that cross-dressing warbling fat shit.
I don't know how he ever got on Jools Holland. I wonder if he regrets getting certain people on his show.
( Malaka omdz, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:04, archived)