Jester hats make you look a twat.
Legal drugs are for mugs.
Anything left outside your tent gets stolen.

The third one doesn't rhyme. :(
( ArthurTheRat, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)

stolen indefinitely lent
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)

That'll do.

( ArthurTheRat, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)