Is it for pottery
or smoking food? The answer to this defines your level of manliness.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:38, archived)

unless it's a combined
woodburning pizza oven and tandoor he can get the fuck out.

however, I suspect it's for pottery. probably dainty little teacups and figurines of ladies holding kittens.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:46, archived)