Are you in Malaysia by any chance?
It's Penang State Public Holiday today.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:14, archived)

I might be,
it's unlikely
but I'd prefer it if I were
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:19, archived)