ASDA online is fucked.
:/

Best syrup?
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:57, archived)

Cough
wicked on pancakes
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:57, archived)

*HACK WHEEEEZ*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:57, archived)

Ignore me..it's JUST come back.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:58, archived)

THUPER!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:06, archived)

Looks like you'll have to actually go to a shop then.`
Hazelnut. In black Machu Piccu coffee.

NOM.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:58, archived)

Ooh yoou and your obscure tastes.
MAPLE FUCKING STIRRUP!
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:59, archived)

It's not obscure!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:05, archived)

Donald Trumps

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:58, archived)

Ello Archie, how's ya onions?
Heh..eh..wink, wink.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:59, archived)

you've lost me here completely :)

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:00, archived)

Say no mooore.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:00, archived)

I've obviously missed something here
*confused*
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:03, archived)

Sparky says ello, how's ya onions, hooows, ya onions.
Eh..eh..nudge, nudge.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:04, archived)

He could be asking about your testicles.
I've heard they can reduce people to tears....
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:03, archived)

*really wishes that I could think of a witty one liner here*

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:05, archived)

*can think of loads of witty one liners*
*won't share them with the funny handshake brigade*
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:06, archived)

*offers get out of jail free card*
haha, are we really that bad?
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:06, archived)

I'M NOT SHOWING YOU MY NIPPLE!

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:07, archived)

Something about onion soup
but it'd make me say 'oh, Archie' and be highly disappointed. I'd suggest smiling winningly and winking.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:06, archived)

*smiles winningly and winks*
*cue credits and theme music*
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:07, archived)

Who else but Archie?!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:10, archived)

ahhh bejesus Archies dead
who will look after me onions?
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:12, archived)

Limoncello. The homemade stuff we made is really syrupy and lush.
Also, I'm a mug and told my sister I'd make a dinner party dessert for 8 people this afternoon and I have no idea what to make - ideas?
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:58, archived)

Yes, limes.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:00, archived)

get some strawberries and chop them up, mix them with sugar and a splash of lemon juice and chill.
crumble up some trifle sponges and moisten them with apple juice. add booze if you like.

put in clear bowl in alternate layers - individual bowls if you have them

top with natural yogurt and sprinkle with sugar.

chill (the sugar will make a thin crunchy layer)
( sleepybinky, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:04, archived)

if you like, use other fruit. stewed if you want.

( sleepybinky, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:04, archived)

It's got to be transportable, the party's not at mne.
Ta though.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:11, archived)

take the components in tubs and put it together when you are there.
TA DAH.
( sleepybinky, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:12, archived)

Oh no, I am not invited to the dinner party.
This is why I am a mug. It's my sister's mates' party.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:17, archived)

Bread pudding
it's not all that warm today, it's good hearty food.

If not this, then granita. Easy.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:04, archived)

^this
bread pudding is aces, espesh with fresh bakery bread
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:10, archived)

bread pudding is designed to use up OLD bread.

( sleepybinky, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:12, archived)

i KNOW
but I LIKE it with fresh bread

:)
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:15, archived)

Oooh. Yum yum yum.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:11, archived)

You see? I am actually capable of making sense occasionally.
Granita's the easier option. If you're stuck for a flavour I'd say mango and apple or orange and redcurrant.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:13, archived)

can you make bread pudding with banana bread?
hmm.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:14, archived)

I'd say yes, I don't see why not.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:14, archived)

I like walking through little village fetes with a sub machine gun wearing fingerless gloves and a cap worn backwards.
So I can pretend I'm a member of SG1.



/knows nothing of syrup.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:58, archived)

Right, I'm off.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:01, archived)

I like hold some bananas stapled together, going PSSSZZZUUUUUWW and hitting people with bricks

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:08, archived)

Just accept that you're bald.
Wigs fool nobody.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:59, archived)

I'm wasted on you cretins.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:04, archived)

extra-thick canadian Maple
poured over pancakes and smoked bacon
(Dangermouse., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:00, archived)

Christ no!
Maple syrup does not belong in the same meal as bacon. Where the fuck did people get this vile idea from?
( Lord Gnome, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:02, archived)

America or somewhere near.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:10, archived)

I was waiting for that answer.

( Lord Gnome, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:12, archived)

I've been waiting for a girl like you
to come into my life.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:14, archived)

because it's lovely!

(Dangermouse., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:15, archived)

I don't see how that can be a breakfast
surely you'd just sugar crash at 10am.

I can't talk, I don't have breakfast. Makes me sick.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:16, archived)

No it's not, it's really not.
I don't know who it was had the bright idea of adding a high-sugar substance to meat in the first place, but there's no way that bacon needs or even wants sweetening.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:19, archived)

I like it
so ner!
(Dangermouse., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)

Ner to you too :P

( Lord Gnome, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:35, archived)

Maple

( magnum, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:01, archived)

No it isn't.

( well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:02, archived)

i cant even get on to facebook. *sob*
golden! (:
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:06, archived)

I just found today was a holiday :(
everything is closed and it confused me massively
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:07, archived)

You've confused me now
I thought that was yesterday.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:09, archived)

If it wasn't
work are being suprisingly cool about my absence.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:10, archived)

it was, but apparently we get the next day too off for some reason
I can't even get lunch without walking into town:(
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:10, archived)

Are you in Malaysia by any chance?
It's Penang State Public Holiday today.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:14, archived)

I might be,
it's unlikely
but I'd prefer it if I were
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:19, archived)

maple
splash in apple crumble, bob's your uncle
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:10, archived)

Bruce Forsyth.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:11, archived)

Somebody else with a wig.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:14, archived)

Don't bother.
I did the wig gag ages ago.
Right over their heads.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:15, archived)