You're back from your beach shagging job
You back in the UK now?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:25, archived)

just about :(

( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:26, archived)

Ah well, at least the girls will be even easier in Leeds.
:P
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:29, archived)

bogus official's girl should be first on the list
just for the impotent rage it would provoke
( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:31, archived)

I've told you before, Spunky
It doesn't matter who's up her, she'll still be thinking of me.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:33, archived)

That's because she makes people wear a rubber Richard Nixon mask.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:34, archived)

there will be no whitewash
up the curtains.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:42, archived)

uh-huh

( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:35, archived)

Does she have a nerd fetish, like?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:37, archived)

I think he should get caught but escape on a comedy small moped
in the nude. Like a 70's softcore porno.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:34, archived)

ahhh belinda blethams tits.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:44, archived)

Confessions of a ...

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:51, archived)