hoskins
www.b3ta.com/board/8685769
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:25, archived)

You're back from your beach shagging job
You back in the UK now?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:25, archived)

just about :(

( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:26, archived)

Ah well, at least the girls will be even easier in Leeds.
:P
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:29, archived)

bogus official's girl should be first on the list
just for the impotent rage it would provoke
( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:31, archived)

I've told you before, Spunky
It doesn't matter who's up her, she'll still be thinking of me.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:33, archived)

That's because she makes people wear a rubber Richard Nixon mask.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:34, archived)

there will be no whitewash
up the curtains.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:42, archived)

uh-huh

( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:35, archived)

Does she have a nerd fetish, like?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:37, archived)

I think he should get caught but escape on a comedy small moped
in the nude. Like a 70's softcore porno.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:34, archived)

ahhh belinda blethams tits.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:44, archived)

Confessions of a ...

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:51, archived)

That's shit, Rusty.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:25, archived)

Shove hoskins RIGHT up your cock

( broadsword, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:26, archived)

that would have to be one mother fucker of a japs eye!

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:28, archived)

You are a motherfucker, and a motherfucker's son,
and you won't stop motherfucking 'til the motherfucking fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
( hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:29, archived)

Put that in the form of song.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:31, archived)

Waaaay ahead of you.

( hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:32, archived)

Better than having you behind him!
Eh, eh, eh?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:32, archived)

I exist outside of space and time, motherfucker.
You'll never be ahead of me.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:33, archived)

It's good to /talk?

( mr_wicksy is.... old., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:31, archived)

I want one of these
www.b3ta.com/links/The_Knight_Rider_Belt
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:32, archived)

Get one, and I'll dare you to wear it round my way

( Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:34, archived)

is your neighbourhood full of violent, hardened Airwolf fans?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:36, archived)

B.A.Buttfuckus
Roams the place
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:38, archived)

yes

( Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:39, archived)

Why?
Do you want to look like 'the Hoff'get drunk and eat hamburgers on the ground??
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:37, archived)

I enjoy visiting friends who have Sky TV
not for the pleasure of their company, but because they get Bravo so I can watch repeats of Knight Rider.

I should really get out more
( broadsword, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:42, archived)

oh right
is that meant to be shit or did that happen by accident?
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:40, archived)

I've just done a massive gonging fart.
Sorry for being more interesting than you.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:41, archived)

I ate 1kg of Shepard's Pie yesterday and my bottom sounds like a Angry Duck Referee blowing his whistle

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:44, archived)

My shoes keep making horrendous farty noises every time I rub them together
at least I think it's my shoes
( broadsword, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:54, archived)

fuck off back to del monte!
WE SAY "NO!"
(likeajackhammer, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:12, archived)