I ate 1kg of Shepard's Pie yesterday and my bottom sounds like a Angry Duck Referee blowing his whistle
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:44,
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My shoes keep making horrendous farty noises every time I rub them together
at least I think it's my shoes
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broadsword, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:54,
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