I've got football sweatbands
but they're not for me, they're for a mate. Wearing them makes people think you like football and are Scottish.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)

Excellent!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:30, archived)

The ginger hair helps as well, I think.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:31, archived)