I suggest foregoing food and just present your anus at him with a tub of Vaseline...
otherwise you don't love him
(likeajackhammer, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:51, archived)

Kids and Grownups love it so, the happy world of Anal-OH!

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:53, archived)

Vaseline?
I'm not an amateur.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:56, archived)