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Oh grow up.
Straight men don't cry at things like this.

The things that straight men are allowed to cry at are as follows;
1:Your team losing.
2:Your scrotum caught in your fly.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:02, archived)
Crying over a bunch of other chaps in short shorts losing at a game that doesn't matter
doesn't strike me as all that macho.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:03, archived)
It's not macho in and of itself.
But as real men don't allow their bottled up emotions to be released in other ways it's a good method of reducing wife-beating among the lower orders.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:07, archived)
Ah, I have a New Man at home.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:09, archived)
I'm going to resist making a cheap gag about how he's clearly gay.
However, he is clearly gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:12, archived)
He still roots me, so I'll somehow survive.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:13, archived)
He's thinking about me.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:16, archived)
Unimportant.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)
And disturbing.
Tell him to stop.
I don't swing that way.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)
He says you'll cave, one day.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:35, archived)