what would
your buzzer sound like? Mine would be the mating call of a pterodactyl
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:07, archived)

Mine would be like the
cracking of orphan's skulls under a Hummer full of champagne
(thediscokingpin, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:08, archived)

A dog being hit by a car.
Yelp!
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:13, archived)