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TELLTOLIN OUT
!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:02, archived)
TELLTOLOUT IN
!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:03, archived)
Shake it all about.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:07, archived)
*waggles*

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:10, archived)
PLEASE STICK YOUR TINY WINKY IN ME

(I RUV TF2!!!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:03, archived)
3=D
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(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:03, archived)
OH BOY!
HARDER!
(I RUV TF2!!!, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:04, archived)
Still more entertaing than 50% of what's posted

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:03, archived)
Including your posts.

(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:04, archived)
*zing!*

(thediscokingpin, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:04, archived)
blah blah blah

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:05, archived)
I don't believe you exist.
I met someone from South Africa the other day and they'd never heard of you. I reckon you are just Syncubus trolling.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:06, archived)
You're correct. I don't exist.

(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:07, archived)
Yeah, well I met someone from South Africa who said they didn't meet you yesterday.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:10, archived)
yeah, well i met someone from south africa who said they met me yesterday

(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:11, archived)
Yeah, well I'm going to start a massive argument about religion because that's always fun.
This post contains a deliberate error. Ten points to the first person to spot it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:15, archived)
That subtext implying that the pointless arguments about religion aren't fun.

(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:16, archived)
They aren't.
Pointless arguments about supermarkets selling cheap chicken definitely are, though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:17, archived)
since all that guff on tv
i've eaten far more supermarket chickens. I just didn't know they were so cheap.
(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:19, archived)
I can't even afford supermarket chicken any more

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:20, archived)
i used to roast one every few days.
with roast parsnips and lemons in the chicken. Oh my yes.
(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:21, archived)
Wrong, the error is in the text, not the subtext.
well is out of the competition.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:17, archived)
Is it you 'are going to start a massive argument' ?

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:21, archived)
About religion, yes.
MALAKA GETS TEN POINTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:22, archived)
I don't have anything to add here
I just wanted to be a part of this terrific subthread
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:24, archived)
It is rather good.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:25, archived)
Who would have thought that such a shit original thread
could produce something as marvellous as this? I'm considering printing it out
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:28, archived)
Syncubus?!

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:03, archived)
BOU?

(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:04, archived)
Fuck off.
You're shit.. etc
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:04, archived)
That's not very nice.

(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:06, archived)
Neither is your face.
Quite literally.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:11, archived)
I am gorgeous.

(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:12, archived)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahaha

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha haha.. ahah.. ahahah

ahahaha.. ahahahah.. ah


Oh god.. st.. stop.. hahahaha.. ahahahah

ahahahahahahahahaha



ahah


ahah

ahahaha

ahahaha

hah

ah

ahh

*sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:13, archived)
You hurt my feelings!

(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:18, archived)
You hurt the mirror!

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:18, archived)
awOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOga
*finger guns*
Put 'em up!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:06, archived)
Oh I'll put them up alright.
RIGHT UP YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:11, archived)
Oh you!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:12, archived)
High five me some!
*fives*
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:13, archived)
*misses*
*smacks your forehead*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:18, archived)
HAND/EYE COORDINATION FAIL!

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:19, archived)
Don't consider this reply an endorsement,
it's just that the way this place works means that i'm compelled to reply to whatever the top thread is.
(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:04, archived)
If /talk was a game show, it would be called QD, standing for Quite Dull.
Moohalaa would be Steven Fry, and every time someone mentions lunch, Dr Who, or is WACKYROFL, an alarm goes off
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:05, archived)
I'd imagine that alarm would get quite annoying.

(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:06, archived)
what would
your buzzer sound like? Mine would be the mating call of a pterodactyl
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:07, archived)
Mine would be like the
cracking of orphan's skulls under a Hummer full of champagne
(thediscokingpin, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:08, archived)
A dog being hit by a car.
Yelp!
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:13, archived)
If so, it'd be best just to cut out all this 'alarm' crap
and have a giant concrete boxing glove hit the contestant instead.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:15, archived)
That isn't very nice.

(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:17, archived)
Tell someone else.
My hearing aid batteries are dead.
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:07, archived)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:08, archived)
Huh?

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:10, archived)
That doesn't even make sense.

(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:08, archived)
It wasn't supposed to.

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:11, archived)