If so, it'd be best just to cut out all this 'alarm' crap
and have a giant concrete boxing glove hit the contestant instead.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:15,
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That isn't very nice.
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well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:17,
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