GET IN THERE WOMAN
This is all paid for, including the bikinis and any dry cleaning you need afterwards. Your kids are at their grandparents' house and I have paid them £500 each to keep them till morning.

THIS WILL GO WITHOUT A HITCH
( SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:02, archived)

but what about my hair, sweetie-darling?
and my nails!
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:05, archived)

I'll pay for it all!

( SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:06, archived)