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*sigh*

(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:52, archived)
I agree
but not in full
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:53, archived)
*sig?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:53, archived)
That looks like a command line forum instruction.

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:54, archived)
Your argument is slightly flawed, you see

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:53, archived)
oh right
sorry, didn't realise it was attention time
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:53, archived)
*glances at watch*
I suppose it is.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:53, archived)
rofl u shud start a thred

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:53, archived)
Hey, you rock on Blog TV.

(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:58, archived)
Oh my gawd.. I'm gonna get my mawm...
OH WAIT, I don't need to, all I need to do is talk a little louder!
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:00, archived)
It's *ALWAYS* attention time in chubboland

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:54, archived)
*jumps to centre stage, waving*

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:58, archived)
Don't stop jumping

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:59, archived)
Oi
You're no chubby. Get out.

*makes sure all attention is on her*
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:59, archived)
BATTLE OF THE FATTIES!
*applies mud*
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:59, archived)
oh. no.
I couldn't possibly mucky myself. *stands prissily at the side*
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:00, archived)
*wins by default*

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:01, archived)
GET IN THERE WOMAN
This is all paid for, including the bikinis and any dry cleaning you need afterwards. Your kids are at their grandparents' house and I have paid them £500 each to keep them till morning.

THIS WILL GO WITHOUT A HITCH
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:02, archived)
but what about my hair, sweetie-darling?
and my nails!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:05, archived)
I'll pay for it all!

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:06, archived)
Go fumigate your house already.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:53, archived)
Great post, 10/10, would read again

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:54, archived)
Is it Bouspack o'clock again already?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:54, archived)
ooh, I've not warmed up yet
hang on

bz
bzbz
lol
lolol
bzbzlololbzbzbzbzlololol

ok, any time you're ready, let's go
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:55, archived)
She's got me on IGNORE IN FULLCAPS, don't you know?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:55, archived)
trade you for a Syncubus ignore?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:56, archived)
Ah, now, my comedy login got one of those.
Before it got banned.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:57, archived)
Bastards:(

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:58, archived)
I'd shake my fist in anger, but they had a point.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:58, archived)
Which one was you?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:59, archived)
I probably shouldn't say, online.
They might ban this one.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:00, archived)
Are you Esme Weatherwax?
That's low though. I thought you were shit but not that shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:01, archived)
Bou?

(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:03, archived)
DING!

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:06, archived)
hahaha
stupid hat!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:13, archived)
Do people still get banned on here?
I thought the mods had stopped 'stepping and banning people.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:59, archived)
I thought they'd abandoned /talk completely, but apparently not.
I'll bet it was cr3, the little sod.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:00, archived)
Nope.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:00, archived)
I think that glued eel is a mod

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:01, archived)
Nah, he'd fuck himself with her shoes.
/odd ac
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:01, archived)
Odd, but plausible

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:02, archived)
I was going to say 'nah, he's obviously a rocker,'
but that's much better.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:03, archived)
nah
it's gone entirely to shit now, you can spout whatever racist shit you like here and not get banned

I used to say this place was turning into a Yahoo chatroom, these days it's more like fucking 4chan most days
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:01, archived)
Just as long as you don't pretend to be someone else.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:02, archived)
God no, you can't be doing that.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:03, archived)
whoop de niggering doo

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:06, archived)
Are you sighing because you're shit?
If so, you must be constantly out of breath.

HAHAHAHA.. AHAHAH.. etc
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:55, archived)
Yeah, pretty much.
Edit: OOOOOOH CANDLE DAY
(I helped save b3ta! Nile, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:55, archived)
*throws a big bag of candles at you*

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:55, archived)
CANDLEGASM

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:57, archived)
happy candle, Keen Hacksaw!

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:57, archived)
Happy candle
sorry to hear they mucked you about.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:58, archived)
You appear to be on fire.

(I helped save b3ta! GatheredCrustacean, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:59, archived)
Happy Candle!

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:59, archived)
HAPPY CANDLEMAS FUCKHAMPER

(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:59, archived)
Happy Candle Day,
What happened with the interview?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:00, archived)
It got postponed
it's now an ACTUAL interview, tomorrow afternoon. Shitewanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Nile, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:02, archived)
Ah well, at least you have another chance :)

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:04, archived)
Unf.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:01, archived)
Merry Candlebums

(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:02, archived)
wa-heh-hey!
happy candle doodah maaaaam
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:05, archived)
fuck off kaffir

(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:56, archived)
*psi*
*levitates*
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:56, archived)
Thanks for contributing!

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:58, archived)
So you must be delighted your online boyfriend admits to being a sex offender.
At least he doesn't do it to children!
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:59, archived)
Linky?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:00, archived)
You missed ALL the fun:
b3ta.com/talk/5362646
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:03, archived)
That is not as exciting as I hoped
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:04, archived)
It's left me deflated

(I helped save b3ta! robh, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:10, archived)
WHAT

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:01, archived)
Since when?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:02, archived)
He has done no such thing. And he isn't one. Don't be a prude.

(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:02, archived)
Haha, a prude?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:04, archived)
Well, obviously if you aren't a sex offender you are a prude
Silly Esme!
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:05, archived)
Silly me, forgetting my logic there.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:06, archived)
He's not a sex offender because he posts pics of his cock.

(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:12, archived)
fuck you fatty

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:13, archived)
I pity you.
You are so pathetic.
(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:15, archived)
fuck you fatty
lets see who gets bored with this first.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:18, archived)
YAWN
You are terminally boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:21, archived)
i thought you had me on ignore?
FUCK YOU FATTY!!
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:23, archived)
BLAH BLAH BLAH
how tedious
(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:26, archived)
FUCK YOU FATTY!!

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:27, archived)
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:29, archived)
Where is the logic there?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:14, archived)
No, he's a desperate attention-seeking twat.
He admitted himself he was a sex offender, because he's retarded.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:15, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/5362630

fuck you fatty!
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:05, archived)
Are you SERIOUS?
He even LOOKS like one.

AND he;s dropped you for Kristine.

Imagine that.

IMAGINE.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:09, archived)
NSFA TAGS, YOU FUCKING CUNT.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:11, archived)
HE'S CLOTHED

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:13, archived)
ITS STILL SYNCUBUS THO!

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:14, archived)
THAT'S WHAT I FUCKING MEANT.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:16, archived)
fuck you
fatty!
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:02, archived)
Look at yourself.
*pities*
(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:03, archived)
6'1
and 13 stone?

you can stuff calling me fat right up your cavernous, cornfed pig smelling chuff

fatty
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:07, archived)
I see hell hath really no fury like a low-life scorned.

(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:13, archived)
ok, now you are not even making any sense
why not make something else up about us? it might make you feel a little better for being dumped for kristine
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:15, archived)
As usual you have all your facts wrong.
No wonder you stay where you are in life.

Don't bother replying. You're on ignore. FLABBY.
(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:17, archived)
you said that last time
and didnt do it.

FUCK

YOU

FATTY!
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:19, archived)
Is that all you can say?
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:22, archived)
fuck you fatty
put me on ignore if you dont like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:24, archived)
Haha, are you now trying to say you spurned Az?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:17, archived)
did you miss it the otherweek where i apparently tried to chat her up on msn?

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:18, archived)
Haha, yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:19, archived)
P.S. You are pasty and flabby. YUCK

(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:14, archived)
thats like being called ugly
by marty feldman...
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:17, archived)
EEE BY GUM!
/wrong side of the tracks. Piss off loser.
(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:19, archived)
loser?
yep, bang to rights there. but i am a loser with an amazing woman. awesome friends and a fantastic family.

you have a conservative white south african background and the closest thing you have to a boyfriend is 4000 miles away

FUCK OFF FATTY
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:21, archived)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:23, archived)
Stop being childish
It helps nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:17, archived)
He started it.

(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:20, archived)
doing nothing to refute the chilish allegations there babe
why dont you go and have a nice cup of tea and a sit down..
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:26, archived)