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I never do any washing up whatsoever. I miss it.
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Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:59,
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What do you do?
Eat the plates?
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Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:00,
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Nah, she just eats live animals, face first,
because she's a fat fucking mentalist.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:00,
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The servants will be offended if I wash the dishes.
They'll think they're not doing it properly.
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Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:02,
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Jeeves, the maid is offended by my actions - deal with her.
Don't worry, m'lady. I will put her on the barbeque with the gardener. How would you like them done? Medium-rare?
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Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:06,
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Jeeves? Oh goodness me, no!
Solomon.
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Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:08,
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I'm glad I have a dishwasher, I used to FUCKing hate scraping OFF FATTY stains on plates
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:00,
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Much better.
7/10
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Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:01,
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Top work, here.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:01,
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BZzzZZZzzZz
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bou bees, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:01,
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GILGAMESH USE YOUR OWN ACCOUNT
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Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:03,
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Do you just eat off the one yellowed, congealed plate,
and when you aren't eating, do you hold it out in front of you going BRUM BRRUMMM and pretend you're a bus?
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Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:03,
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More or less. Yes.
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Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:04,
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That's proper decadence, that is.
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Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:06,
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It's digusting depravity.
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Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:09,
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Something you, as a woman, on the internet, must specialise in.
Or so certain specialist leisure sites lead me to believe.
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Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:11,
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I dunno.
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Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:14,
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