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I never do any washing up whatsoever. I miss it.

(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)
What do you do?
Eat the plates?
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)
Nah, she just eats live animals, face first,
because she's a fat fucking mentalist.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)
The servants will be offended if I wash the dishes.
They'll think they're not doing it properly.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:02, archived)
Jeeves, the maid is offended by my actions - deal with her.
Don't worry, m'lady. I will put her on the barbeque with the gardener. How would you like them done? Medium-rare?
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:06, archived)
Jeeves? Oh goodness me, no!
Solomon.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:08, archived)
I'm glad I have a dishwasher, I used to FUCKing hate scraping OFF FATTY stains on plates

(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)
Much better.
7/10
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:01, archived)
Top work, here.

(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:01, archived)
GILGAMESH USE YOUR OWN ACCOUNT

(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)
Do you just eat off the one yellowed, congealed plate,
and when you aren't eating, do you hold it out in front of you going BRUM BRRUMMM and pretend you're a bus?
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)
More or less. Yes.

(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:04, archived)
That's proper decadence, that is.

(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:06, archived)
It's digusting depravity.

(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:09, archived)
Something you, as a woman, on the internet, must specialise in.
Or so certain specialist leisure sites lead me to believe.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:11, archived)
I dunno.

(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:14, archived)