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I've just done the washing up.
Aren't I helpful and domesticated?
Yes I am.
I hope you appreciate it.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:57, archived)
I did my grill pan earlier
:(
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:58, archived)
euphemism?

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)
No
Have a picture of a woman balancing with her minge on another woman's foot www.b3tards.com/u/33043da9108f3e6c7725/foot.jpg
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)
Best. Facial Expression. EVER.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:01, archived)
toe to toe
that is the best gift ever
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:02, archived)
Ooh, it fucking stings when that happens.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)
sorry, I just cooked bacon and melted cheese all over it

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)
That was your first mistake

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:01, archived)
then I left the grill on while I ate the bacon and cheese and it all accidentally set the grease and cheese drips on fire
welding it to the pan
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)
I'll have to get piston on to you now

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:05, archived)
with curry?

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:02, archived)

(no I'm making things up)
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:04, archived)
Woop de fooking do.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:58, archived)
Woop de your mum's fucking face.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)
Your mum's Judy Finnegan.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:01, archived)
You love a finger in the Finnegan.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:01, archived)
That's not how it goes, you utter rubbish.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:02, archived)
I'm freestyling, you square.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:04, archived)
haha, washing up!
great stuff, really good posting there

washing up! hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:58, archived)
By 'done the washing up' I assume you mean 'filled the dishwasher'?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:58, archived)
I wish we had a dishwasher.
I quite like unloading dishwashers. It's really easy, as long as you know where everything goes.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)
I hate that part
It's the cutlery that gets on me tits for some reason.

I suggest you invest in a whip and get a smal orphan boy to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:01, archived)
Come do mine now?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:58, archived)
No you haven't, it's all still by the sink.
Get it sorted, woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)
I never do any washing up whatsoever. I miss it.

(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)
What do you do?
Eat the plates?
(I helped save b3ta! Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)
Nah, she just eats live animals, face first,
because she's a fat fucking mentalist.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)
The servants will be offended if I wash the dishes.
They'll think they're not doing it properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:02, archived)
Jeeves, the maid is offended by my actions - deal with her.
Don't worry, m'lady. I will put her on the barbeque with the gardener. How would you like them done? Medium-rare?
(I helped save b3ta! Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:06, archived)
Jeeves? Oh goodness me, no!
Solomon.
(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:08, archived)
I'm glad I have a dishwasher, I used to FUCKing hate scraping OFF FATTY stains on plates

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)
Much better.
7/10
(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:01, archived)
Top work, here.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:01, archived)
GILGAMESH USE YOUR OWN ACCOUNT

(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)
Do you just eat off the one yellowed, congealed plate,
and when you aren't eating, do you hold it out in front of you going BRUM BRRUMMM and pretend you're a bus?
(I helped save b3ta! Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)
More or less. Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:04, archived)
That's proper decadence, that is.

(I helped save b3ta! Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:06, archived)
It's digusting depravity.

(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:09, archived)
Something you, as a woman, on the internet, must specialise in.
Or so certain specialist leisure sites lead me to believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:11, archived)
I dunno.

(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:14, archived)
I'm going away for a while to study the language of love.
.. German.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)
Love poems in German sound like barked prison-camp orders

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)
And that's why to me it's the language of love
Spangolin's got the idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:01, archived)
goodbye, Mr Mosely.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)
when you say domesticated
like, taming animals? I'd say you're being suckered for a foool. GET A MAID for that shit.

hello lovely Oxford Comma
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)
I used to get paid to do it.
So there.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)
I do all the cleaning in my house
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)
i hope you use ecover washing up liquid

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)
I used my own semen.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:01, archived)
I just made some washing up

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)