That was your first mistake

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:01, archived)

then I left the grill on while I ate the bacon and cheese and it all accidentally set the grease and cheese drips on fire
welding it to the pan
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)

I'll have to get piston on to you now

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:05, archived)