Oh yeah?
OH YEAH?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:06, archived)

ONLY 2/3 CHOCOLATE?
DISGUSTING
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:08, archived)

It was fucking enormous, man.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:08, archived)

It was about a foot high, wasn't it?
I ate a significant slab. Noisily.
( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:09, archived)

Something like that.
Once sliced, it was too tall to stand up straight, and had to be laid down sideways like.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:10, archived)

also,
*pays 20p*
( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:10, archived)

I want to see that photo of baldmonkey with the plate.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:13, archived)

I should have got about £9,000 worth
you utter, utter cunt
( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)

You should have got OVER £9000 worth.
It's not all my fault. Baldmonkey wouldn't let me help you.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)

I'll get my go. I fucking will.
With a baseball bat speared with vinegar-covered nails.
With bees on them.
( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:17, archived)

I'll not even charge you.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:18, archived)

ONLY FOUR OF THE SIX ENORMOUS PART WERE CHOCOLATEY
THIS IS WAY BELOW EU GUIDELINES
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:09, archived)

THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH COCOA POWDER IN THE WORLD.
Besides, it was the greatest cake ever. Dr When said so.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:10, archived)

rayyyyyyyyyyycist

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:12, archived)

NO, NO THERE'S FAR TOO MUCH
AND IT ALL NEEDS TO BE MADE INTO CAKE BEFORE IT'S ACCIDENTALY INHALED BY A CHILD AND CAUSES LUNG CANCERS
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:12, archived)

You weren't there, maaaan, YOU WEREN'T THERE.
It was a cakey victory.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)

I do believe I'm wearing some of it as thigh

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:11, archived)

I think we all are.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:11, archived)