this is by far the best post of the evening

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:35, archived)

I've never had a worse trip to the toilet.
Apart from that one time in that service station where I sat down and leaned back onto a very posh flush sensor very badly placed directly where my shoulder ended up, which caused me to flush my testicles and spend five minutes wiping them up.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:37, archived)

Hahahahaha!
What an image
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:38, archived)

for the love of God, tell me you have a twitter account

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:38, archived)

I've never used it.
I probably should.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:40, archived)