I just had a fucking awful trip to the toilet.
It was the squits, and then while mopping up I ended up shaking hands with the french. Then I went to push the squirty air freshener and my hand got in the way and now my hand smells of air freshening juices. Which are surprisingly ming.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:33, archived)

Shaking hands with the french?

( SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:34, archived)

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shake%20hands%20with%20the%20French
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:34, archived)

oh my gosh!
by gum, that made me chortle lots!
( robh, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:40, archived)

What were the french doing there?

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:34, archived)

this is by far the best post of the evening

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:35, archived)

I've never had a worse trip to the toilet.
Apart from that one time in that service station where I sat down and leaned back onto a very posh flush sensor very badly placed directly where my shoulder ended up, which caused me to flush my testicles and spend five minutes wiping them up.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:37, archived)

Hahahahaha!
What an image
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:38, archived)

for the love of God, tell me you have a twitter account

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:38, archived)

I've never used it.
I probably should.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:40, archived)

We should disable thread creation for the rest of the night,
because frankly i can't see anything topping this one.
( well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:35, archived)

bummer

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:35, archived)