I remember when they never used to trouble us with stories of the colonies.
*sips tea and smokes pipe*

Morning, B.O.
( FoldsFive, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:05, archived)

Morning Sir
I appear to have a dose of the sniffles, caught it in the Dardanelles you know.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:07, archived)

wasn't he the evil one in the smurfs?
morning all.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:07, archived)

Hello
There are evil smurfs?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:09, archived)

god knows.
the little blue fuckers used to drive me up the wall.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:12, archived)

Esso petrol stations used to give little plastic ones out
We didn't have a car so I never knew their blue love.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:13, archived)

Far better to have that
than an unexplained swelling in the Dordogne, I feel.
(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:12, archived)