I was in bed by 11 and up by 6
So not as grim as it sounds I suppose, getting up at six in the holidays I mean. I've already done a load of washing and vacuumed up.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:23, archived)

Hoorah!
I've got a load of washing on and 3 more folded. The ground floor (hall, studio and guestroom) is vaccumed (if I do the middle or top I'll wake the kids). The guinea pigs have been cleaned out. The dishwasher emptied and kitchen surfaces wiped over and the lounge dusted..
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:28, archived)

If you keep practicing you'll make someone a good wife

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:33, archived)

Never!
I even managed to burn the first batch of fishfingers last night (late night snack for my previously pub-diverted chap)
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:36, archived)

I had chicken sausages for supper
Unsatisfactory
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:38, archived)

They sound wrong, but I'm no foodie.

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:40, archived)

Quite wrong indeed
But very cheap
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:45, archived)