It's probably caught dyke off you.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:23, archived)

That's the same as lesbianising it.

( Bats, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:23, archived)

No it's not.
Lesbianising is a much happier event. Catching dyke is all hairy and angry at men.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:24, archived)

Well it keeps your cartridges moisturized

( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:01, archived)

Note to myself:
Do not ask how the cartridges are mosturized. Just smile, nod and pretend that you understand.
( Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:05, archived)