I'd be an anonymous crew member who's never appeared in any previous episode
and gets put on dangerous away missions with two indispensable characters.
( Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:30, archived)

Ensign Ricky?

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:34, archived)

What's my surname? I DON'T HAVE ONE, DO I?

( Newington, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:38, archived)

think twice before you put that red jersey on in the morning.
only Scotty gets away with that. Remember, blue and yellow are the safe colours.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:43, archived)