I can only empasise this
IT'S NOT BLOODY REAL. WHO GIVES A RAT'S COCK?

*and breathe*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:31, archived)

science fiction is still supposed to make sense though.
Granted, Star Trek never did.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:31, archived)